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Joke # 126 – NASA Ingenuity

July 2, 2015 at 8:36 am | NASA | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered the ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spend a decade an $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below

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“Joke # 126 – NASA Ingenuity”

Joke # 124 – Papal Request

June 30, 2015 at 8:32 am | Business, Religion | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, “What can I do?” The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our

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“Joke # 124 – Papal Request”

Joke # 122 – Bar Buddies

June 28, 2015 at 8:18 am | Alcohol, Stupid | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course”, comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s

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“Joke # 122 – Bar Buddies”

Joke # 121 – Three Men

June 27, 2015 at 8:13 am | Stupid | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

Three men were on a plane, a preacher, a hippie and the smartest man in the world. The pilot had a heart attack and died, and the plane started going down. There were only two parachutes, so the smartest man in the world stated that the world needs him so he was going first, and

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Joke # 118 – Sharing

June 24, 2015 at 7:45 am | Lawyer | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, “Don’t worry – we have plenty of those where I come from.” The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the

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Joke # 117 – Prayers

June 23, 2015 at 7:43 am | Children | nfcjokes | : Thumbtack

Little Johnny was softly saying his night prayers kneeling down, and his mother was beside him. “Say your prayers louder, darling, I can’t hear you,” said little Johnny’s mother. “But, I’m not talking to you” was the instant reply.