Joke # 99 – The Shoplifter

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While in a very exclusive jewelry store, the shoplifter was caught attempting to steal a watch.

“Look,” said the shoplifter, “Neither of us want any trouble. How about I just buy the watch and we can forget all about this?”

Agreeing, the manager made up a sales slip. The shoplifter looked at the slip and said, “Actually, this is a little more than I had intended to spend. Could you show me something a little less expensive?”

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