Joke # 66 – Newly Fed Up

Annie, the new bride, went crying to her mother.

“Momma, I can’t get Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off.”

“Honey,” her mother explained, “after being married to your father for six years, I’ve found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he’s too old.”

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