Joke # 34 – Ending the Argument

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”

Frantically he offers to buy a new house. Again she rejects his offer, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”

Curious, he asks, “What did you have in mind?”

She retorts, “I’d like a divorce.”

He answers, “I hadn’t planned on spending quite that much.”

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