Joke # 29 – New Black Box

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in the 45 out of the 50 states the last two words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!”

Only in the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, Missouri, Georgia and Alabama were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

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