Joke # 141 – The Single Guy

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A man goes into a supermarket and buys a single bottle of Pepsi, a single serving bag of tortilla chips and a single serving frozen pizza. When he goes to the checkout line, the cute girl at the register looks at him and asks, “Single, huh?”

The guy smiles and says, “Yeah. How’d you guess?”

“Because you’re so ugly!”

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