Joke # 140 – Green Beans

These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of surgery the doctor comes in and says “I have good news and bad news.”

The green bean starts to rejoice and the doctor says, “The good news is that he’s going to live.”

“The bad news is he’ll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”

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