Joke # 14 – You Drunken Swine!

Joe had one too many drinks one night and staggers out of the bar toward the bus stop.

Eventually, a bus turns up and he gets on, grinning as he flops down into a seat next to a rather prim and proper looking old lady. The lady leans over and says, “I’ve got news for you, you drunken swine – you’re going straight to hell!”

Joe sits upright in his seat and shouts out, “Hey, I’m on the wrong bus!”

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