Three men were on a plane, a preacher, a hippie and the smartest man in the world. The pilot had a heart attack and died, and the plane started going down. There were only two parachutes, so the smartest man in the world stated that the world needs him so he was going first, and he bailed out.
The preacher told the hippie that he had lived a long satisfying life, and told the hippie he could have the other parachute.
The hippie told him that they both could have one because the smartest man in the world jumped out with his backpack.