Joke # 102 – Bill Gates

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac. I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late.

Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would really appreciate if he could throw a quick, “Hello Chris” at me while I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

He said, “Hey Chris, what’s happening?”

I replied, “Not now Gates, I’m in a meeting.”

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