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Joke # 87 – Hobbyhorse

May 24, 2015 at 8:00 am | Uncategorized | nfcjokes -

A grandfather bought a hobbyhorse by mail order as a birthday present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour. However, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy. Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a

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“Joke # 87 – Hobbyhorse”

Joke # 83 – Common Knowledge

May 20, 2015 at 10:12 am | Uncategorized | nfcjokes -

I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes Laboratory, also stationed at the college, employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn’t swim. When newcomers learned of this, they would often approach him about it. “Is it

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“Joke # 83 – Common Knowledge”

Joke # 50 – Laundry Impaired

April 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm | Husband, Uncategorized | nfcjokes -

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”

Joke # 44 – New Signalman

April 11, 2015 at 10:08 am | Uncategorized | nfcjokes -

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?” Tom says:

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“Joke # 44 – New Signalman”