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Joke # 106 – Desperate Plea

June 12, 2015 at 8:00 am | Thief | nfcjokes -

The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. “What was he sentenced for?” asked the Governor gently. “For stealing a loaf of bread,” nervously replied the offender’s wife. “Is he a good husband?” “No,” she replied frankly, blushing

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“Joke # 106 – Desperate Plea”

Joke # 99 – The Shoplifter

June 5, 2015 at 8:00 am | Retail, Thief | nfcjokes -

While in a very exclusive jewelry store, the shoplifter was caught attempting to steal a watch. “Look,” said the shoplifter, “Neither of us want any trouble. How about I just buy the watch and we can forget all about this?” Agreeing, the manager made up a sales slip. The shoplifter looked at the slip and

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“Joke # 99 – The Shoplifter”