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Joke # 124 – Papal Request

June 30, 2015 at 8:32 am | Business, Religion | nfcjokes -

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, “What can I do?” The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our

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“Joke # 124 – Papal Request”

Joke # 89 – Church

May 26, 2015 at 8:00 am | Business, Church | nfcjokes -

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Andrews Church. Just then, her young son piped up, “It must be a franchise! We’ve got one of those in our town too.”

Joke # 73 – Guidance

May 10, 2015 at 8:00 am | Business, Religion | nfcjokes -

A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he

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“Joke # 73 – Guidance”

Joke # 71 – Praise the Lord

May 8, 2015 at 8:00 am | Religion | nfcjokes -

My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, “Praise the Lord!” Her next door neighbor would shout back, “There ain’t no Lord!” During those days, my grandmother was very poor, so the neighbor decided

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“Joke # 71 – Praise the Lord”

Joke # 10 – Board Meeting

March 30, 2015 at 8:00 am | Religion | nfcjokes -

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet the church board following the close of the service. However, the first man to arrive was a total stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister. “I know,” said the man, “but if there is

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“Joke # 10 – Board Meeting”