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Joke # 96 – Model Employees

June 2, 2015 at 8:00 am | Office | nfcjokes -

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised they would not.

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“Joke # 96 – Model Employees”

Joke # 56 – Pitching a Temp

April 23, 2015 at 8:54 am | Office | nfcjokes -

A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: “We have a critical shortage of typists. I’ll give you a little test. Type this,” he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an

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“Joke # 56 – Pitching a Temp”

Joke # 46 – Say What You Mean

April 13, 2015 at 1:16 pm | Office | nfcjokes -

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.” “Well,” the young man

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“Joke # 46 – Say What You Mean”

Joke # 42 – Interview Question

April 9, 2015 at 8:00 pm | Office | nfcjokes -

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with “How much is two plus two?” The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before

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“Joke # 42 – Interview Question”

Joke # 27 – Job Fair

April 4, 2015 at 8:00 pm | Office, Professionals | nfcjokes -

A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, “Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job.” So they took the test and the next day they back to see who the boss chose. “Well,” he said, “Both of you got the same score except I’m

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“Joke # 27 – Job Fair”

Joke # 16 – Suggestion Box

April 1, 2015 at 8:00 am | Office | nfcjokes -

Joe and Frank were in the office and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3 x 5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out. Joe wrote, “The office workers should all be given raises!” When he looked

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“Joke # 16 – Suggestion Box”