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Joke # 139 – Married

July 15, 2015 at 3:33 pm | Husband, Marriage, Men - Women | nfcjokes -

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look

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“Joke # 139 – Married”

Joke # 95 – Absentminded

June 1, 2015 at 8:00 am | Husband, Marriage | nfcjokes -

A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but finally decided he had everything with him. Yet the feeling persisted. When he reached home his daughter ran out,

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“Joke # 95 – Absentminded”

Joke # 93 – Coma Revelation

May 30, 2015 at 8:00 am | Marriage | nfcjokes -

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad

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“Joke # 93 – Coma Revelation”

Joke # 80 – Hasty Officer

May 17, 2015 at 10:02 am | Marriage, Police | nfcjokes -

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say….” “And I said

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“Joke # 80 – Hasty Officer”

Joke # 74 – Curse

May 11, 2015 at 8:00 am | Marriage | nfcjokes -

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation,

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“Joke # 74 – Curse”

Joke # 66 – Newly Fed Up

May 3, 2015 at 3:27 pm | Marriage | nfcjokes -

Annie, the new bride, went crying to her mother. “Momma, I can’t get Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off.” “Honey,” her mother explained, “after being married to your father for six years, I’ve found the only way to get him to do anything

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“Joke # 66 – Newly Fed Up”

Joke # 32 – Wild Wedding

April 6, 2015 at 2:00 pm | Children, Marriage | nfcjokes -

A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step,

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“Joke # 32 – Wild Wedding”