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Joke # 82 – Drink Up

May 19, 2015 at 10:08 am | Alcohol, Health | nfcjokes -

A new study by the American Heart Association found that as little as a single glass of wine or beer per week could significantly reduce a man’s risk of a stroke. And 10 or 12 a night keeps you from caring even if you DO have a stroke.

Joke # 72 – Pills

May 9, 2015 at 8:00 am | Health | nfcjokes -

Doctor: “Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water.” Man: “Exactly what’s my problem, doc?” Doctor: “You’re not drinking enough water.”

Joke # 59 – Under Pressure

April 26, 2015 at 9:02 am | Health | nfcjokes -

Patient: “Doctor, you got to help me. I’m under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.” Doctor: “Tell me about your problem.” Patient: “I just did, you idiot!”

Joke # 20 – A Bundle of Energy?

April 2, 2015 at 2:00 pm | Health | nfcjokes -

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, “I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what’s your secret?” “My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o’clock sharp.”

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“Joke # 20 – A Bundle of Energy?”

Joke # 8 – Mental Health

March 29, 2015 at 2:00 pm | Health, Sports | nfcjokes -

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young

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“Joke # 8 – Mental Health”