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Joke # 112 – The Wrong Car

June 18, 2015 at 8:00 am | Driving, Elderly | nfcjokes -

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”

Joke # 101 – Old Age

June 7, 2015 at 8:00 am | Death, Elderly | nfcjokes -

Just before the funeral service, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “98”, she replied, “Two years older than me.” “So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented, “Hardly worth going home, isn’t it?”

Joke # 25 – Let There Be Light

April 4, 2015 at 8:00 am | Elderly | nfcjokes -

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?” George replied, “God and me are very close.

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“Joke # 25 – Let There Be Light”