As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling
“Joke # 45 – Juggle Out Of a Ticket”
As an instructor in driver education in Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I’ve learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day, I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change
“Joke # 30 – Driver’s Ed Crash Course”
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
“Joke # 29 – New Black Box”