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Joke # 146 – Gift of Gab

July 22, 2015 at 3:58 pm | Business | nfcjokes -

The flower vendor was an old hand at unloading his last few bunches … Appealing to a businessman on his way home, the vendor said, “How about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?” “Haven’t got a wife,” responded the businessman gruffly. “Then how about some carnations for your girlfriend?” proposed the vendor

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“Joke # 146 – Gift of Gab”

Joke # 124 – Papal Request

June 30, 2015 at 8:32 am | Business, Religion | nfcjokes -

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, “What can I do?” The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our

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“Joke # 124 – Papal Request”

Joke # 89 – Church

May 26, 2015 at 8:00 am | Business, Church | nfcjokes -

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Andrews Church. Just then, her young son piped up, “It must be a franchise! We’ve got one of those in our town too.”

Joke # 86 – Phone Line

May 23, 2015 at 8:00 am | Business | nfcjokes -

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw

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“Joke # 86 – Phone Line”

Joke # 73 – Guidance

May 10, 2015 at 8:00 am | Business, Religion | nfcjokes -

A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he

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“Joke # 73 – Guidance”

Joke # 60 – Rest in Peace

April 27, 2015 at 9:10 am | Business, Funerals | nfcjokes -

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake

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“Joke # 60 – Rest in Peace”

Joke # 43 – Almost Perfect Sale

April 10, 2015 at 9:36 am | Business | nfcjokes -

A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, “Thanks Heavens I made it in time. Have you any chicken?” The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only chicken, and plops it onto the scale. It weighs 2 1/2 pounds. “Ah, haven’t you anything bigger?” the woman inquires. The butcher

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“Joke # 43 – Almost Perfect Sale”