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Joke # 107 – Clever Dog

June 13, 2015 at 8:00 am | Animals | nfcjokes -

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspaper every morning.” Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any papers!”

Joke # 75 – Really Rotten Humor

May 12, 2015 at 8:00 am | Animals, Blonde | nfcjokes -

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a game of fetch the ball. “I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said. “Why not?” the doctor asked. “Because,” the blonde replied, “He can’t throw, duh?”

Joke # 61 – Flea Market

April 28, 2015 at 9:11 am | Animals, Professionals | nfcjokes -

A prominent scientist conducted a very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving it a verbal command (“Jump!”). In the first stage of the experiment he removed the flea’s leg, told it to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: “Upon removing one leg, all flea organs

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“Joke # 61 – Flea Market”

Joke # 41 – Duck Picnic

April 9, 2015 at 2:00 pm | Animals | nfcjokes -

Two ducks decide to go camping. So they packed 2 picnic baskets, one with sandwiches and one with bottles of beer. They began walking. Hours and hours pass before they finally get to a spot they would enjoy camping at. After settling down, they realize they had forgotten a bottle opener for the beer. The

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“Joke # 41 – Duck Picnic”

Joke # 11 – The Moon

March 30, 2015 at 2:00 pm | Animals | nfcjokes -

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet. This would explain the death of dinosaurs … the

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“Joke # 11 – The Moon”