A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course”, comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s […]
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.” So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.” The guy says, “Well, […]
The fragrance department of a major New York City store where I shop is always pushing the latest scents. Attractive models move about the floor offering to spray customers with the newest bouquet. One day, outside the store’s restaurant, a model sprayed two women who had just finished their lunch. When one woman commented that […]
A new study by the American Heart Association found that as little as a single glass of wine or beer per week could significantly reduce a man’s risk of a stroke. And 10 or 12 a night keeps you from caring even if you DO have a stroke.
Two drunken men were sitting on the top of the Empire State Building. The first man tells the second man that if he jumps off, he will be sucked back in on the tenth floor. Not believing, the second man tells him to prove it. The first man jumps off and sure enough he gets […]
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son.” asked the father, “what does that show […]
Joe had one too many drinks one night and staggers out of the bar toward the bus stop. Eventually, a bus turns up and he gets on, grinning as he flops down into a seat next to a rather prim and proper looking old lady. The lady leans over and says, “I’ve got news for […]