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Joke # 57 – Engine Trouble

April 24, 2015 at 8:57 am | Airplanes | nfcjokes -

Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our four engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: “One more engine has failed and the flight will take

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“Joke # 57 – Engine Trouble”

Joke # 53 – Airplane

April 20, 2015 at 1:39 pm | Airplanes | nfcjokes -

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “one of the engines just caught fire!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine caught fire on the other side. The

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“Joke # 53 – Airplane”

Joke # 22 – A Real Runway Model

April 3, 2015 at 8:00 am | Airplanes | nfcjokes -

A flight controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, “Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?” Without missing a beat the

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“Joke # 22 – A Real Runway Model”