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Joke # 146 – Gift of Gab

July 22, 2015 at 3:58 pm | Business | nfcjokes -

The flower vendor was an old hand at unloading his last few bunches … Appealing to a businessman on his way home, the vendor said, “How about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?” “Haven’t got a wife,” responded the businessman gruffly. “Then how about some carnations for your girlfriend?” proposed the vendor

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“Joke # 146 – Gift of Gab”

Joke # 145 – Gone Fishing

July 21, 2015 at 3:53 pm | Stupid | nfcjokes -

Three idiots are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first idiot. “Well, if your

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“Joke # 145 – Gone Fishing”

Joke # 142 – All Aboard

July 18, 2015 at 3:39 pm | Men - Women | nfcjokes -

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both managed to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leaned over and said, “I’m

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“Joke # 142 – All Aboard”

Joke # 141 – The Single Guy

July 17, 2015 at 3:36 pm | Men - Women | nfcjokes -

A man goes into a supermarket and buys a single bottle of Pepsi, a single serving bag of tortilla chips and a single serving frozen pizza. When he goes to the checkout line, the cute girl at the register looks at him and asks, “Single, huh?” The guy smiles and says, “Yeah. How’d you guess?”

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“Joke # 141 – The Single Guy”

Joke # 140 – Green Beans

July 16, 2015 at 3:34 pm | Vegetables | nfcjokes -

These two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a large truck. His buddy scrapes him up and rushes him to the hospital. After hours of surgery the doctor comes in and says “I have good news and bad news.” The green bean starts to rejoice and the doctor

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Joke # 139 – Married

July 15, 2015 at 3:33 pm | Husband, Marriage, Men - Women | nfcjokes -

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look

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“Joke # 139 – Married”

Joke # 137 – Clever Dog Names

July 13, 2015 at 3:22 pm | Dogs | nfcjokes -

A woman was walking two dogs. As she passed a couple of teenagers, they commented on the size of the dogs, and what breed they were. Finally they asked the dogs names. This is Rolex and that’s Timex, she replied. They started laughing and said those are weird names for dogs. Not really … they’re

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“Joke # 137 – Clever Dog Names”